NOT A GRAPHIC DESIGNER BY ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION, LMAO. I just wanted to get this concept out of my head and into like, semi-decent format, and this is the result. Yes, I ripped the Jessica Harper image straight out of Suspiria. So tacky of me. Anyway.
Tumblr user Smileguide provided the Italian translation (Thanks!). It reads:
"Ruthless. Reckless. Deranged. Not recommended for those with weak stomachs! This terrifying film will make you think twice before you meddle with... Johnny the Homicidal Maniac." (Hopefully I didn't somehow fuck up the Italian on the finished product, yeesh.)
But yeah, a giallo JtHM movie would've been really cool. Dramatic close-ups of heavily made-up eyes! Hilariously bad psychedelic freakout sequences accompanied by electric organ music! Maybe even some titties! Dario Argento would've had a field day with this shit.
JtHM belongs to Jhonen Vasquez and Jessica Harper belongs to her own damn self.